DDR
Every time we men are blamed that we are liars, 3
cheaters and dishonest. 4
Whereas the truth is that we poor men... 5
...are victims of a very big conspiracy. 6
Right from the first lesson in school... 7
...we are wrongly taught and lied to. 8
We are mis-taught. 9
Where we are taught that A stands for apple. 10
B for ball. 11
C for cat. 12
Our eyes open when we come to this great place known as COLLEGE. 13
After coming here we find out that... 14
A does not stand for Apple but in fact A stands for... 15
Similarly, B does not stand for Ball but in fact B stands for... 16
And do you know what C stands for? C stands for... 17
I am sure they got the point. 18
Right? 19
So basically, during these last few days of college... 20
we want to tell the future generation that, college is a place... 21
where we study the real A B C whole heartedly. 22
With true dedication and with our full body. 23
And we try that after all our efforts and hard work, 24
we definitely get an F. 25
Applause. 26
Go boys, go and practice. 27
Come on. Come on. 28
Come on. Come on. 29
I have done so many experiments in Miss Rose's chemistry class... 30
but I repent that I couldn't do any experiment with her. 31
Meet... 32
Hi Meet... 33
Bye Meet. 34
Oh crap, Marlo. 35
How are you my cheeseballs? 36
I miss you, I love you. 37
Oh God. This carrom-board Marlow is again following me. 38
Poor girl has been following you with her coconut of love since years! 39
Just once put your straw and drink from it. 40
You idiot She is not a coconut! 41
She is a lemon. 42
Then have lemon water. 43
You both stop your coconut and lemon water! 44
There's a fruit salad waiting there for us. 45
Let's go. 46
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 47
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 48
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 49
The world has reached the Moon 50
While you're afraid to even come on the terrace 51
The world has reached the Moon 52
While you're afraid to even come on the terrace 53
Love sustains the world While you're afraid to even express your love 54
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 55
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 56
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 57
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 58
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 59
Your intoxicating like a Margarita 60
Drinking you gives a different kind of high 61
Your intoxicating like a Margarita 62
Drinking you gives a different kind of high 63
You're hot You're like a shot of fun 64
Shower your fun on us too 65
You're a sweet girl You're like a bottle of neat alcohol 66
Give a sip or two to the thirsty 67
Open the whisky, pour the soda Who gives a damn about the world 68
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 69
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 70
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 71
My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath 72
My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath 73
Today is exhilarating and we're so near to our destination 74
Today I am in full mood, My queen! 75
You know it So do I... that 76
Youth never comes back again 77
Tear the pillow, tear the bed sheet Let's rock the bed tonight 78
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 79
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 80
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 81
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 82
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 83
Today is the last day for ABC... 84
and henceforth I will not stand... 85
What? 86
In this campus. 87
But before leaving, I will read her A B C till F. 88
Never fear when Hardik is here. 89
Why did you hit me? 90
Because all crime is a kind of disease.. 91
...and should be treated as such... 92
Mahatma Gandhi... 93
It means every crime is a disease and curing it is necessary. 94
And now I will cure your disease for the next five years. 95
Who are you to cure me? 96
Robert Pareira. 97
Your new principal. 98
I am sorry, sir. I am a good student, sir. 99
I am sorry, 100
I am sorry, please forgive me. 101
I am sorry, please forgive me. 102
With such pride you put a cover over her umbrella. 103
Now even I want to see 104
if you are really telling the truth or fooling that girl. 105
No sir. 106
This is known as, fine words butter no parsnips. 107
Henceforth, if any student... 108
...is seen flirting with any female student... 109
he will be tied to this tree, naked, just like this boy. 110
And where the offence is, let the great axe fall. 111
It means, 112
when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done. 113
Thank God, the new Principal came on our last day here. 114
Just think, 115
if he was here during our year then what would've happened? 116
Yes. 117
We escaped. 118
Poor students! Their next five years in college will be heck. 119
But even after leaving college... 120
...our life will still be like college life! 121
One big party. 122
Drink it, please! 123
Take this hand out and put this in your mouth. 124
Why are you not drinking? 125
I gave you one work and you cannot do that also properly. 126
If Pappu is not drinking milk, how is it my mistake? 127
Did you shake it properly? 128
Yes Mamta, I have shaken it properly. 129
Anyways ever since Pappu's birth... 130
...I have become an expert in shaking it. 131
Give it to me. 132
It is so hot! 133
Do you want to burn my baby's mouth? no wonder he is not drinking. 134
Wait I will cool the milk. 135
Yes, go. 136
You cannot do anything properly. 137
I wish I had used a condom that night. 138
Keep quiet! How much will you cry? 139
Hello. 140
Where are you? 141
Ever since you've become a father you are nowhere to be found. 142
What can I tell you. 143
The day you will become a father... 144
you will know the pleasure of having a son. 145
Well you are very lucky. 146
Anyways are we meeting Prem tonight? 147
Yes, we have to pick up Prem from his bank. 148
But will you be able to leave office so early? 149
Of course I will. 150
This is the benefit of having your wife as your boss in the office. 151
She is the boss but I rule. 152
Bye. 153
Where is madam? 154
She is in her boss's cabin, as always. 155
It is just so... 156
It's so hot. 157
So cute. 158
Sir, it has grown so much since the last time I saw it. 159
Have you noticed, it gets so excited seeing you. 160
Sir, I wish that I could play with it everyday. 161
I just want to swallow it. 162
Sir, have a banana. 163
Sir, now I understood why madam is more suck cessful than you. 164
Naughty! If you like it so much, it could be yours, forever. 165
No, Meet will never agree. 166
No my lady, you are mistaken. 167
He hasn't seen it yet. 168
Once he sees it, he will fall in love with it. 169
I'm telling you, he just love it. 170
What did you do? Have you gone mad? 171
You were playing with a dog! 172
Yes. 173
Oh...f... 174
You! I mean you dog... 175
Why did you kick me? 176
Sir, I... 177
Sir, it's your banana's mistake. 178
It is my banana's mistake! - Yes. 179
You eat bananas and throw their peels all over the place. 180
I slipped and you got kicked. 181
Why did you enter my cabin? 182
I have some urgent work. I have to leave early. 183
Is it some official work? 184
No, personal. 185
One minute. I can't sanction leave for your personal work. 186
But baby... - Mr Meet, 187
this is an office, not your house. 188
Here, I am neither your baby nor your wife. I'm your boss. 189
Do you get it? 190
Now you can leave. - Out. 191
And take this with you. 192
Out. - Out. 193
Got a banana. 194
I don't know what they think of themselves. 195
They think I am a slave. 196
They won't grant me leave! 197
I just want to know if that slacker is in the office or not. 198
I hope so. 199
He is working. 200
He is working, thank God! 201
Nice. 202
Sex, twice a day. 203
You've to write, male or female, not number of times. 204
Fill up the form properly. Bloody show off. 205
Sext... Next... 206
What are you looking at uncle? 207
Hands up. 208
No one will move from their place. 209
You fool, put your hands up. 210
Why are you hitting me honey? I am doing it. 211
If anyone moves from their place, I will shoot them. 212
Take the cash. 213
Put all the cash in this bag. 214
Hurry up! - Yes. 215
Did anyone see who robbed the bank? 216
Yes, I have seen. You robbed the bank. 217
Is that so? 218
Yes. 219
Father. 220
Did you see who robbed the bank? 221
No I haven't seen but my wife has seen everything. 222
Is that so? You too have seen everything! 223
Thank you sir. 224
Problem solved. 225
Hurry up! Put all the cash inside. 226
Sit straight. 227
Don't try to act smart or I will shoot you. 228
Hurry up! 229
Oh God! 230
Who rang the alarm? 231
Leave the money. The police will be here. Run! 232
Guys, they have gone. 233
And we have come. 234
Mr. Prem, how are you feeling after stopping this bank robbery? 235
I cannot share my feelings with you. 236
I have to go. 237
Mr. Prem, one more question. 238
If you ask me one more question, my feelings will touch the ceiling. 239
I have to go. 240
But Mr. Prem... 241
Prem, what about our boy's night out? 242
Forget the boy's night out, I want to go in. 243
In? 244
I am very happy today. 245
What you did today has made the entire Chawla family proud. 246
Sit here. That was nothing. 247
You will know what you should be truly proud of, today... 248
my darling Tulsi. You are looking so juicy. 249
Tulsi, I need you in the kitchen. 250
I have to go, mom-in-law is calling me to make dal. 251
And I have to make rice too for father-in-law. 252
Here this Chawla is ready to ride on you 253
and you are worried about the rice. 254
I am sorry. I will come back immediately. 255
No! 256
Mom, you take rest. I will do it. 257
Okay. 258
Come. 259
The dal is ready and bread is also ready. 260
But now I cannot stay away from you anymore. 261
Come to me my chicken, Come to me 262
Tulsi, come and teach Chhotu. 263
What do you have to teach Chhotu? 264
Tomorrow is Chhotu's biology exam. 265
His grades were low in the previous test. 266
It's the rule of gravity, what goes up must come down. 267
Nothing can stay up for long. 268
Do you understand? 269
I have to go. 270
I will come back soon. 271
No, no, no. 272
You go, I will teach him. 273
Thank you. 274
Come. 275
Come my chicken. 276
I'm done teaching him. 277
Due to this family, I've forgotten your biology. 278
Now it's enough. I don't care who calls, you will not go. 279
Because I have a sexy surprise for you. 280
Don't go anywhere. 281
I will come back right away. 282
What is sister-in-law's cat doing here? 283
Come Pussy, come here. 284
Surprise! 285
Oh God! 286
Leave me. - Leave him! 287
Leave me. 288
Help help! 289
Leave him. 290
No. 291
Look at Nanga Gang's horrific act. 292
They have terrorized this country! 293
The members of this gang enter people's houses. 294
They enter their bedroom, take off their clothes... 295
and rape the sleeping women throughout the night. 296
And disappear in morning. 297
For more details about this gang... 298
...keep watching this channel on your TV... 299
if you care about your sister, daughter and wife. 300
Where is my wife? 301
Hello. 302
Yes Meet, tell me. 303
Unnati, where are you? 304
I am in my boss's house. 305
This is the fifth time in this week 306
that you went to your boss's house for a meeting after office hours. 307
What is going on? 308
What can I do? 309
Work is work. 310
I will be late. 311
Bye. 312
Hello... 313
She disconnected the call! 314
Boss...DK. 315
More than a boss he looks like the leader of Nanga gang to me. 316
Today I will catch them red-handed. 317
What a car! 318
He is earning so much! 319
He bought a new BMW! 320
I wish this BMW was mine. 321
My wife is a cheat. 322
She is cheating on me. 323
You are pouring petrol on my life. 324
See what I pour in your car. 325
BMW... 326
Hello. 327
Meet, where are you? 328
I am... 329
I have good news for you. 330
Boss has given me a surprise. 331
He is very happy with my work and so, 332
he has gifted me a brand new BMW. 333
I am coming home in the car We both will go for a long drive. 334
Okay, bye. 335
BMW! 336
Don't cry. 337
Everything will be fine. 338
Nothing will be fine, dad. 339
Don't say that. 340
Sir, what do you think? Can we save it? 341
We can save it but I don't think that he will be able to stand again. 342
She, not he. 343
My pussy is a female. 344
What did my cat do to you? 345
She always let you play with her Pussy. 346
If something happens to her pussy... 347
I will never forgive you. 348
Darling. 349
Everyone is concerned about Pussy! 350
No one is concerned about what the cat did! 351
What are you doing? 352
Even the pets are having sex. 353
Pappu, don't cry so much. 354
Go to sleep. 355
What happened to my baby? 356
Why are you crying? 357
Yeah! I have become taller. 358
I am a disco dancer. 359
Did Pappu go to sleep? 360
Yes. 361
Very good. 362
I haven't been able to enjoy because of Pappu. 363
But tonight, I will enjoy. 364
No. 365
Aren't you ashamed of talking like this in front of Pappu? 366
Was Pappu downloaded from Google? 367
Pappu came into this world because of all this. 368
I've waited for a long time. 369
Please allow me to proceed. 370
Please. 371
Okay, I will go and freshen up. 372
Okay. 373
Oh my! 374
Who is there? 375
Who are you? 376
Do I look like Salman Khan? 377
I am a thief. I have come here to rob. 378
Did you get today's date only? 379
Should I have taken an appointment? 380
Lower your voice. 381
Why? - Pappu will wake up. 382
After so long I got some time to be with my wife. 383
Get out! 384
Shall I wake up Pappu? 385
Do one thing. - What? 386
Take whatever you want without making any noise. 387
Thank you. 388
Hurry up. 389
Go. - Thank you. 390
Listen... - What? 391
Take him along with you. 392
I am a thief, 393
not running an orphanage to take this child along with me. 394
We will meet again. All the best. 395
Again? 396
Baby, I am here. 397
Oh God, I missed you so much. 398
Tonight, its just going to be the two of us. No one else. 399
Oh God, Pappu... 400
Pappu, oh God. 401
May I come in Doctor? 402
Come in. 403
Please sit. 404
What is your problem? 405
Doctor, give me some medicine to avoid pregnancy. 406
Pregnancy... 407
Take this condom. 408
Anyways it is of no use to me. 409
Should I have this with milk or water? 410
With a banana! 411
Have it with a banana. 412
Yes, because alone, it is of no use. 413
Thank you doctor. 414
Have fun. 415
I will. Thank you doctor. 416
You scared me. 417
What are you and Pappu doing here? 418
I came here to tell you that there has been a theft in the house. 419
I know. - What? 420
What? 421
How do you know? 422
You just told me that there was a theft in the house. 423
Let's lodge a complaint with the police. 424
Complaint... 425
you are concerned about Pappu the whole day! 426
If you had taken care of the house and me... 427
there wouldn't have been any thefts. 428
Hello. 429
Hello. 430
Mr. Amar, I am speaking from Sluts. 431
Can we talk later? 432
No, you misunderstood me. 433
I mean, 434
Shri Lalchand University of Technology and Science. SLUTS in short. 435
Today the world uses BBM language, so in short form. 436
What is it? 437
To celebrate our college's 25th anniversary... 438
we are organizing a reunion week. 439
You and your family are invited to join us in a week-long celebration. 440
Wow! That's amazing! 441
This means, a week-long opportunity to enjoy college life once again! 442
Yes. So are you coming? 443
I will definitely come. 444
I love SLUTS. - What? 445
SLUTS. SLUTS. 446
Confirm. 447
Baby, I got a call from my college. There is reunion next week. 448
We will have lots of fun. 449
We will get a break from work and also, 450
get to spend time with each other. 451
Meet, I am very upset. 452
I will kill whoever did this to my car. 453
Don't curse him so much. 454
If I catch hold of him... 455
By the way, 456
next week I have to go to Turkey with my boss to attend a meeting. 457
A big deal has to be finalized. 458
So I can't come. 459
What do you mean? Why can't you come? 460
Next week Pappu has to get his vaccinations. 461
Get it cancelled. We will get it done after two weeks. 462
We cannot cancel the appointment. 463
Mom has chest congestion from last one week. 464
We have got this appointment with great difficulty. 465
Have you taken the responsibility of the entire family? 466
Brother and sister-in-law are also there. 467
Sister-in-law has gone to meet her parents along with pussy. 468
And your brother is too busy at work. 469
That means her job is more important to her than me! 470
Pappu! Pappu! Pappu! I am fed up with Pappu. 471
My Tulsi is for everyone except me. 472
Her father named her Mamta and she is taking her name too seriously. 473
Yes. - Yes. 474
Tell me one thing. 475
Why do wives forget the Kama sutra after marriage? 476
The families are not so joint even in Suraj Barjatya's movies. 477
As soon as the day comes to an end, 478
heroine indicates the hero to meet her alone. 479
But my wife says, I will go and come back right away. 480
Have a cashewnut. - Thank you. 481
Friends, I have an idea! I have a grand idea! 482
Since past six years, we are living like loyal dogs! 483
Like loyal husbands. - Same thing. 484
We have believed that A stands for apple, 485
B stands for ball and C stands for cat. 486
We've also agreed that everyone has a heart. 487
But our wives have kicked us instead of loving us. 488
Now we three will go to the college reunion, and that too alone. 489
And again, we will do A B C D whole heartedly... 490
so that we get F all day long. 491
F - F 492
We will have so much fun... 493
that the world will be amazed! 494
That the world will be amazed! - That the world will be amazed! 495
So, SLUTS, here we come. 496
Hey guys, are you ready to have fun? 497
No. - No. 498
We are ready to have great fun. 499
What's up guys? 500
Long time. 501
Hi guys. 502
You don't remember my name. - Sorry dear. 503
No problem. It happens. 504
Let's play a game. 505
Okay. 506
First my wife... 507
...will give you a hint to her name and you have to guess it. 508
Then I will give... 509
What? 510
Hint. - Yes. 511
Come on darling, start. 512
Okay. 513
Should I wear my name or take it of? 514
Panty. 515
What? 516
Diana Panty. 517
Her name is Payal. 518
Her name is Payal. - Oh Payal. 519
Now my turn. 520
Shall I give it in the hand or in the mouth? 521
Your name was not so vulgar. 522
Prasad. 523
Oh, Prasad! - Prasad. 524
Prasad, Panty... I mean Payal... 525
It's time for our flight. 526
Come on. 527
Excuse me. 528
Yeah. - Yeah. 529
Excuse me. 530
Sorry. 531
Excuse me, what is the time? 532
Bra panties. 533
I mean... 12:35 534
Twelve thirty five in english. 535
Okay honey. - Yes. 536
Oh no. 537
Please forgive me sister. - What are you doing? 538
Leave me. Someone might see us together. 539
Leave me! 540
Oh crap! 541
Rakhi! 542
Disgusting. 543
Oh God! 544
A veil! 545
Shutter down. 546
There is no A B or C... 547
All are walking around holding their D in their hand. 548
Yes. 549
Hey, wait. 550
Why isn't any girl in our college wearing short dresses? 551
Why are the boys behaving 552
as though they will be killed if they look at a girl? 553
Yes. 554
Because if anyone is caught looking at a girl... 555
their punishment will be worse than death. 556
Look there. 557
That means principal Robert is still the principal here. 558
Oh crap. - Yes. 559
Six years ago, a boy named Hardik had inaugurated this tree. 560
The next day he was admitted to the mental asylum. 561
I've heard that he is still there. 562
You mean, the students are still hanged naked on this tree! 563
No. 564
Due to the fear of Principal Robert, since last six years... 565
no student has tried to break his rule. 566
So no student was required to be tied to this tree. 567
Since six years this tree has been waiting for its next prey. 568
No sir, no, please sir, we made a mistake. 569
And where the offence is, let the great axe fall. 570
It means, 571
when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done. 572
No. - No. 573
Thank God! 574
Is Principal Robert on campus today? - No. 575
He has gone to Yorkshire for three days to attend a conference. 576
But his loyal soldier is still on-guard. 577
Look there. 578
What are you doing? 579
I'm pulling them out. 580
What will happen by pulling out plants? 581
Everything is ruined! 582
Principal Robert's terror is still ruling over the college. 583
Rose mam! 584
She is not Rose mam. She is fully clothed. 585
She is Rose mam! 586
Rose mam... 587
Rose mam... 588
Hello mam. - Rose mam! 589
Hello. 590
How are you? 591
I am fine. 592
Prem, what are you looking at? 593
Mam, during our college days, 594
there was water flowing from this fountain here. 595
Since last six years all the taps of this college have dried up. 596
Don't know when there will be drops of water falling all around. 597
When everything will be wet again. 598
When will it start raining and everything will be upright. 599
Prem, let's go to the office and complete the registration. 600
Yes mam. 601
Don't know about the statue but Prem's tap is now on. 602
Wow. 603
Did you recognize her? - Who? 604
Marlow! 605
What are you saying? 606
Didn't you see her face? - You were looking at her face! 607
Do you remember, during college days... 608
Marlow was crazy about you. She wanted you to put... 609
your straw in her coconut of love and drink from it. 610
Mangoes ripen but here, coconuts have ripened! 611
She is sthunning. - Stunning! 612
Marlow! 613
Hi. 614
Meet, I don't believe it. You've changed so much. 615
You too have changed so much. 616
Oh you noticed. 617
Of course! How can I not notice? 618
It is said that the great wall of China is... 619
the only wonder that can be seen even from space. 620
Now two more wonders are added to that list. 621
How sweet. 622
How are you? 623
Fine. - Where is Mrs. Meet? 624
She is at home. I came alone. 625
Is it hard, being alone? 626
Yes it is hard, being alone. 627
Do you want to get rid of your loneliness? 628
Yes teacher. 629
Then report to my private tuitions at 9 o'clock. 630
I will wait for you. 631
Yes teacher, yes teacher, yes teacher. 632
I love my teacher, I love my teacher I love my teacher. 633
What are you doing now-a-days? 634
I have two big milk factories. 635
Milk... factories... 636
Yes, if you are free tonight at 9, 637
I will give you a tour of both my factories. 638
And I will give it to you for free. 639
What? 640
Milk. - Milk. 641
Sure, I will surely drink it. I mean, I will surely come. 642
Okay, see you at 9. 643
Bye. 644
See you. 645
Yes! 646
Both of you will get to drive a Ferrari tonight. 647
But I will still have to ride a hand cart. 648
Don't worry. You too will find someone. 649
Yes. 650
Till then, you celebrate our lottery. 651
Let's have a beer. 652
I have beer but don't have an opener. 653
Shall I open it? 654
Give it to me. 655
Take. 656
Take. 657
Give it to me. 658
Can I help you with something else? 659
I am Mary, current student of this college. 660
I have been given the duty to... 661
...make sure you are properly taken care of. 662
Amar... 663
You... 664
I will need your ID card for registration. 665
ID card is in my bag. 666
You take out the ID card. Meanwhile, I will clean the beer. 667
Okay? 668
Okay. 669
It is good that Amar also found a girl. 670
Yes. 671
It is not opening. 672
Just put a little pressure, it will open. 673
Okay. 674
She is totally into him! 675
Go easy. Now slowly take out whatever you want. 676
Okay. 677
Hand... 678
Rope? 679
Are you also seeing what I am seeing? 680
Yes. 681
What is this rope for? 682
For drying washed clothes. 683
So long! 684
Gas chamber! 685
What is this? 686
It's a pesticide. 687
You know how many insects are there in this area? 688
He's right. 689
May you get attacked by them! 690
Umbrella. 691
Why did you take out the umbrella? 692
I had packed it with so much effort. 693
How have you managed to put such big things in such a small place? 694
This is also an art. 695
He is a very big artist. 696
He is not an artist, he is a pervert! 697
Oh my God! A rat! 698
Rat. 699
If you aren't alert, 700
these rats enter anywhere mistaking it as their home. 701
But this is dead. 702
If it enters the wrong place, it will die. 703
Throw it away. 704
Rat. 705
Did you smoke Amar's hookah? 706
Yes. Did you? - Yes. 707
Sir, this is not allowed here. 708
What? 709
If you get caught, the principal... tree... 710
Tree... 711
put it back in. 712
No, no. 713
Put it inside. 714
It is not going inside. 715
Push it in. 716
Sorry sir. Did it hurt? 717
No, I enjoyed it. 718
Is that so? Then enjoy this. 719
I can't find what I'm looking for. 720
Peep inside. 721
Okay. 722
Head in the pot. 723
I got it! 724
I got the ID card. 725
Thank God. 726
Amar keeps his ID card so deep inside? 727
Let's go, I can't watch it anymore. 728
What are you doing tonight? 729
Nothing. 730
Do you want to play a game? 731
Game. I love game. 732
Okay, then see you at 9. 733
Since when did you become so kinky? 734
I'm not kinky. 735
Do you have a backside or a backyard? 736
She was continuously taking things out of your backside. 737
She was taking out things from this bag. 738
Bag! 739
We were going crazy outside. 740
We are not going crazy. The girls here are going crazy. 741
Tonight we will make it rain. 742
We will. - We will. 743
And we will blossom three new flowers. 744
Blossom flowers. - Blossom flowers. 745
What happened? 746
I will change and come back. 747
Darling, when you have to take off your clothes... 748
what is the point in wearing them? 749
I will wear such clothes that you will enjoy taking them off. 750
Come on baby. 751
African instrument. 752
Are you naughty boy? 753
Yes teacher. 754
Should I punish you? 755
Yes please, teacher. 756
Then remove your clothes and stand up on the bed. 757
Yes. Good teacher. I like my teacher. 758
I like my teacher. 759
Tonight, this man will love you with full force. 760
First, put on man force. 761
Of course, how can I forget my force? 762
Use it and enjoy life. 763
Come on. 764
Baby... 765
Are you sure that your parents are not at home? 766
They are not home. That's why... 767
It's perfect... superb... 768
So tell me, who is your daddy? 769
You are my daddy. 770
So tell me, who is your daddy? 771
You are my daddy. 772
So tell me louder. Who is your daddy? 773
You are my daddy. 774
Oh baby... 775
Tonight, shall I take you to the moon or stars? 776
I will be able to decide only after seeing your rocket. 777
You're in the mood I'm in the mood 778
There's fire in your attitude baby 779
You're in the mood I'm in the mood 780
There's fire in your attitude dude 781
Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 782
In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 783
Come on, let's lock this deal 784
Come on, let's lock this deal 785
Come on, let's lock this deal 786
Come on, let's lock this deal 787
On the turning of the heart Leave shyness aside 788
break all the limits and come, my love 789
Don't tease me like this first please me 790
by doing something unique, my love 791
On the turning of the heart Leave shyness aside 792
break all the limits and come, my love 793
Don't tease me like this first please me 794
by doing something unique, my love 795
Lets take a fun filled ride and Let our hearts get satisfied 796
Let the love reach new heights Come, let's bet on it 797
Come on... 798
Come on, let's lock this deal 799
Come on, let's lock this deal 800
Come on, let's lock this deal 801
You're beautiful, you're elegant 802
You're a little mean too, oh my love 803
You're also sly and electrifying 804
You're excellent, oh my love 805
You're beautiful, you're elegant 806
You're a little mean too, oh my love 807
You're also sly and electrifying 808
You're excellent, oh my love 809
You're just like me May this whole world go to heck 810
Let's do tit for tat in love 811
Come on, let's lock this deal 812
Come on, let's lock this deal 813
Come on, let's lock this deal 814
Come on, let's lock this deal 815
You're in the mood I'm in the mood 816
There's fire in your attitude baby 817
You're in the mood I'm in the mood 818
There's fire in your attitude dude 819
Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 820
In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 821
Come on, let's lock this deal 822
Come on, let's lock this deal 823
Come on, let's lock this deal 824
Come on, let's lock this deal 825
Come on, let's lock this deal 826
Come on, let's lock this deal 827
Come on, let's lock this deal 828
Come on, let's lock this deal 829
Come on, let's lock this deal 830
Come on, let's lock this deal 831
Oh crap! My husband has come. 832
Husband! - Oh crap! 833
Oh crap! My brother. 834
Milkman. 835
I don't want milk. 836
Come on baby. 837
No stupid, my brother. 838
Oh god! My dad. 839
Oh baby, this daddy is ever ready. 840
No stupid! My real dad is here. 841
Real dad! 842
Is he your husband? - Yes. 843
Oh crap. 844
Oh crap. 845
What? 846
Why did he have to be your daddy? 847
Couldn't you find someone else? 848
You stupid. 849
Robert is here. 850
She is Robert Pareira's wife! 851
He will strip me naked and kill me. 852
Oh I am already naked. 853
Is he your brother? 854
Yes. 855
Oh crap. 856
I am dead. 857
Oh crap. 858
She turned out to be the daughter of this demon. 859
Oh God! 860
He will kill me. 861
He will hang me on the tree. 862
No, he will put the entire tree up my... 863
Oh God. 864
What are you both doing here? 865
I was going to ask you both the same question. 866
This is teacher Rose's house. 867
This is Marlow's house too. 869
This is Mary's house too. 870
It means Rose, Mary and Marlow... 871
are the wife, sister and daughter of Principal Robert. 872
We came here to do A B C... 873
now we will get, D for death... 874
and J for... 875
We were happy at home. Who asked us to have... 876
grand fun? 877
Rose, Mary, Marlow. 878
Rose, 879
why weren't you opening the door? 880
What is this? 881
Sorry darling, I was in deep sleep. 882
Yes dad, me too. 883
Me too, brother. 884
But you were supposed to come after two days? 885
How did you come back today? 886
Why? 887
Do you have a problem with me coming back soon. 888
No dad, not at all. 889
Brother, we are very happy to see you. 890
I have a feeling that all of you are lying to me. 891
A lie can be beautifully dressed... 892
but the truth is always stark naked. 893
Where are your pants? 894
I left it in the room. - Oh crap. 895
So did I. - Oh crap. 896
Who is it? 897
Brother, there is no one there. 898
How is it possible? I just heard some noise. 899
Brother, What you are looking for? 900
There is nothing here. 901
Well, then is it in your room? 902
No Robert. 903
Listen carefully... 904
If you are lying to me then the outcome will be very bad. 905
Darling, you have to trust us. 906
I think there is something... 907
Whom does this pant and t-shirt belong to? 908
What is going on here? 909
I don't know whose clothes are these. 910
I swear on our mother. 911
No control. 912
Now you will also say that you don't know whose clothes are these. 913
Daddy I swear on God, I don't know whose clothes are these. 914
Rose, you too! 915
Nanga gang... 916
Nanga gang! 917
Yes, these are the clothes of the same gang. 918
Yes, she is right. 919
Yes dad, oh my God! That means if you hadn't knocked on the door... 920
then our lives would've been ruined. 921
Run. 922
Who is it? 923
Nanga gang. 924
Nanga gang. You fool... 925
Wait. 926
Who is it? 927
Who is it? Stop... 928
Oh crap. - What happened? 929
I think my husband has come. Run! 930
My pant. - Oh crap! Run! 932
Run. - Let me at least wear my pants. 933
Run. 934
One minute, I'm your husband! 935
Then why are you asking me to run? 936
Tell me. 937
If you are my husband then why are you running out? 938
Actually... 939
Run! Death is coming. 940
Let's catch the first flight home. 941
Our luggage. 942
Forget the luggage or we will be dead. 943
What do you mean? 944
Run! 945
Stop! 946
Let's go. Airport. Go! Go! 947
Hey! Stop. 948
Stop! I say stop! Call police! 949
I haven't done anything and yet I'm in trouble. 950
You too didn't do anything? 951
You mean, all three of us haven't done anything. 952
That means we didn't do anything, 953
yet now we will have to pay the tax under the principals axe. 954
But tax is on income... 955
and in our case there was no in or come. 956
Hope you haven't left anything in your pants? 957
Yes I have left. 958
Condom. 960
He didn't mean that. 961
Have you left something like wallet, I card? 962
Nothing. 963
Thank God! 964
What are you listening? Drive faster. 965
Come. Let's go. 966
Oh no. 967
He will kill us. 968
Yes, he has come here with coffins to take our dead bodies. 969
Abraham Lincoln has said... 970
I have always found... 971
mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. 972
It means, forgiveness is greater than punishment. 973
But they three hadn't celebrated their honeymoon... 974
in his house, with his family. 975
If they had, he too would've done the same thing that... 976
I am going to do with the three of you. 977
Run! 978
No! No! - Sir, there is some misunderstanding. 979
We don't know your wife, sister and daughter. 980
We don't even know Abraham Lincoln. 981
We don't even know who John Abraham is. 982
Yes. 983
If you are not those three who tried to sleep with my wife, Rose... 984
daughter Mary and, Sister Marlow... 985
then what are you doing at the airport at mid-night? 986
Sir, we are... 987
Sir. Please. 988
Please. We haven't done... - Now go and answer to God. 989
No sir, please forgive us. - We have not done anything. 990
Darling... 991
Hi. - Hi. 992
Yes. We came here to receive our wives. 993
Darling... - Baby... 994
Mamta. - Unnati. 995
Tulsi. 996
Thank God, you came! 997
I've never missed you so much. 998
I would have died without you. 999
If you hadn't reached on time... 1000
Don't cry. Now we are safe. 1001
Yes. 1002
That's so sweet and romantic. 1003
Who is he? 1004
He is our Principal Robert. 1005
Rose's husband. 1006
Yes. 1007
Mary's father. 1008
Marlow's brother. 1009
Marlow? 1010
Rose? - Mary? 1011
No no Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1012
Whether its Rose, Mary and Marlow... 1013
or Marlow, Rose, Mary... 1014
How does it make a difference? 1015
It's all the same. 1016
Right? 1017
But one second, we came here to give you a surprise. 1018
Then how did you all know that we were coming here today? 1019
How did you know that they were coming? 1020
Sir... 1021
It's my mistake. 1022
How? 1023
Didn't you find out from the credit card company? 1024
I booked our tickets from there. 1025
How else could we have known? 1026
So smart. 1027
Let's go. It's too late... 1028
and we are very screwed. 1029
Not very screwed... very tired. 1030
Let's go. 1031
Good night sir. 1032
Move. Good night. 1033
Let's go. 1034
Oh God. 1035
I left Pappu with my parents. 1036
So that there is no need of heating milk or shaking it. 1037
Nor to put Pappu to sleep. 1038
Tonight, I will play with my husband throughout the night. 1039
Why do you have to tie me up? 1040
I have to. I have seen it on the net. 1041
Let us try something new. 1042
I'll be back. 1043
The train does not have to leave early tonight 1044
as we have the entire night. 1045
I too will board this train. I too have bought a ticket. 1046
Tell the station master to blow the whistle and wave his flag. 1047
Shall I give the signal? 1048
What happened? - What happened? 1049
Nothing. Nothing is going to happen. 1050
Due to engine overload the train has broken down. 1051
It is difficult for it to even stand on the platform. 1052
Let's sleep. 1053
No. 1054
Good night. - No. 1055
Sleep a little away. 1056
Darling, aren't you tired? 1057
Tonight, I am not in the mood of getting tired... 1058
I am in the mood of tiring you. 1059
Darling... 1060
All is well. 1061
Darling, Except this spring, nothing is going to jump up tonight. 1062
Let's sleep. 1063
Good night. 1064
You stupid crow, what are you doing here? 1065
Don't sit on me. 1066
Why you are sitting on me? 1067
Go away. 1068
Don't come up. 1069
Go away. 1070
You fool! 1071
Don't damage my equipment. 1072
Mom, dad, uncle and neighbours... 1073
What happened, Meet What did the crow do? 1074
Are you hurt? 1075
I'm badly hurt. 1076
In the war between a crow and a parrot, the crow always wins. 1077
Amar Saxena... 1078
Prem Chawla... 1079
Meet Mehta... - What... 1080
Report to my office, immediately. 1081
Meet, why are you walking like this? 1082
Don't ask. That crow broke my eggs. 1083
We can discuss about your eggs later. First, let's meet the principal. 1084
Why has he called us early in the morning? 1085
Yes... 1086
I hope there isn't a new problem. 1087
Come. 1088
You can't go like this. 1089
Put on your clothes. 1090
Okay. 1091
Go quickly. 1092
Today something has happened... 1093
that hasn't happened in last six years. 1094
For the first time, in six years three flowers have bloomed here. 1095
Look at this. 1096
When we did not pour any water... 1097
how did these flowers bloom? 1098
Yes. 1099
Henry David Thoreau had said... 1100
"truth and roses have thorns about them." 1101
It means, truth and flowers, both are filled with thorns. 1102
And these thorns will prick me until... 1103
I find those three gardeners... 1104
who watered these three buds. 1105
Now there is only one solution for my frustration. 1106
Ask me what? 1107
Meditation? 1108
Medication? 1109
Masturbation? 1110
No. 1111
Castration. 1112
I swear on my first wife and Mary's late mother, Laura. 1113
Laura! 1114
Your first wife's name was Laura? 1115
Laura, Rose, Marlow, Mary... 1116
Sir, the names of the women in... 1117
your family sound more like invitations rather than names. 1118
What nonsense? 1119
Sir, I want to ask you something. 1120
How will you find those three people? 1121
Even if they are standing in front of you, 1122
you will not be able to recognize them. 1123
Rose, Mary and Marlow 1124
are like those safes whose locks have been opened. 1125
And thieves come again and again to steal from open safes. 1126
But this time, 1127
I will catch them red-handed and break their keys to pieces. 1128
I specially called you to inform you that... 1129
no one in the campus should find out about what happened last night. 1130
Do you understand boys? 1131
Yes sir. - Okay. 1132
We won't go anywhere near Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1133
What are these women doing with our wives? 1134
Come, let us find out. 1135
Hi. - Hi. 1136
Hi. - Hi. 1137
How are you? 1138
Finally, we got the opportunity to meet Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1139
And we realized that we have so much in common. 1140
Too much. 1141
We have become such good friends in just one meeting. 1142
It's like, we are not friends but sisters. 1143
If it is so, then we too have authority over them. 1144
After all, sister-in-law is considered to be like a wife! 1145
Isn't Marlow funny? 1146
I hope her joke does not get us killed. 1147
Marlow is giving us a tour of her milk factory. - Right, right. 1148
Milk? - Do you also want to come? 1149
I have already given him a tour. 1150
He has seen my milk factories very closely. 1151
He has also drank milk there. 1152
Really. - But you never drink milk at home. 1153
No one can resist my factory's milk. 1154
Wow! 1155
Then I too will try. 1156
What? - Bye Meet. 1157
Come on girls, let us go. - Let's go. 1158
Bye boys. - Bye. 1159
Bye. - Bye. 1160
Bye. 1161
Her milk has shaken my brains. 1162
Why have Rose, Mary and Marlow befriend our wives? 1163
It's simple, So that they can be close to us. 1164
That night we started the game but didn't finish it. 1165
They are here to finish it. 1166
Hi. - Hi. 1167
Hi. - Hi. 1168
See what we have got from Marlow's factory. 1169
Marlow's milk. 1171
Yes. Isn't it a good tag line? 1172
Marlow's milk. 1173
Drink whenever you want to. 1174
Do you also want to have some? 1175
No, I am not interested in drinking Marlow's milk. 1176
Meet will drink it. 1177
What? 1178
Why will I drink the milk? 1179
No, I will not drink the milk. 1180
Okay, then we will drink it. 1181
Sit. 1182
Come on, let's lock this deal. 1183
Come on, let's lock this deal. 1184
Come on, let's lock this deal. 1185
I badly need to go to the bathroom. 1186
Ok let's go, even I need to go, come. 1187
Prem, you need to go. 1188
No. 1189
Prem, you need to go. 1190
No, I don't have to go. 1191
You have to go, come. 1192
Do I have to go? 1193
I have to go badly. 1194
Let's go. 1195
Darling, we will be back soon. 1196
Okay. - Okay. 1197
Okay. 1198
Come on. 1199
We are doomed. - Yes 1200
Someone has sent me an MMS. 1201
Where I am with Mary and he is with Marlow. 1202
Crap... 1203
Thank God, no one can send me an MMS. 1204
Why? 1205
Because my phone is with my wife. 1206
Why did you hit me? 1207
Your phone is with your wife. 1208
Does that mean that you can't get an MMS? 1209
Yes. 1210
Stop. 1211
Give me this phone. I hate this phone. 1212
People say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. 1213
But this apple keeps us away from each other. 1214
I phone, I pad and I pod... 1215
because of all these, we don't even require an *** 1216
This phone... 1217
You broke my phone, not yours. 1218
What? - What? 1219
Yes, your phone is in my purse. 1220
Tulsi... 1221
Wait. 1222
You are so right, these phones have become a problem for us. 1223
So, no more phones on this holiday. 1224
Right? - Right. 1225
Right? - Right. 1226
Do you want to come with me? 1227
Come on. - No, thank you. 1228
Why are you shying away? - Where has this blackmailer called us? 1229
It is the best place to get screwed. - Yes. 1230
You fool... 1231
I can't believe... 1232
that my husband comes to such places for sex. 1233
What can I do darling? 1234
You don't allow me to do anything at home. 1235
It is your mistake. 1236
Did you ever tell me that you are ready to pay me for it. 1237
Come home. We will straighten things out. 1238
Let's go inside. 1239
Yes. 1240
Amar, Meet and Prem... 1241
Yes. 1242
Boss has asked you to remove your clothes and get cozy in the Jacuzzi. 1243
Clothes. - Cozy in Jacuzzi. 1244
Welcome friends... 1245
Where people come to sin... 1246
you are getting an opportunity to wash away your sins. 1247
You! 1248
Hardik! - It's you! 1249
Not Hardik. These days people call me man with the golden touch. 1250
But weren't you in a mental asylum? 1251
Yes. 1252
Two weeks before, I escaped from there. 1253
To take my six year long revenge 1254
I started keeping an eye on Principal Robert's house. 1255
I was planning to kill him as soon as I get a chance. 1256
But when I saw you three entering... 1257
his house with Rose, Mary and Marlow... 1258
I got an idea. 1259
I realized that some things are more fun... 1260
when you get someone else do them for you. 1261
Will you blackmail your own friends? 1262
We haven't done anything wrong with you? 1263
Yes and why do you need us? 1264
Principal Robert is in college for college re-union the whole day. 1265
You can go there and kill him. 1266
No! I cannot enter the college campus. 1267
The college reminds me of that terrible day. 1268
And weakens the air within me. 1269
What if we refuse to do this? 1270
You will refuse me! 1271
I will show you what will happen. 1272
Look at these videos that I sent to you three. 1273
Shall I send them to the principal? 1274
Please don't do this. - Please don't do this. 1275
Now you all are falling into place. 1276
Just think, if the Principal sees these videos, he will kill you all. 1277
Now the decision is in your hands. 1278
Either kill the principal and save yourselves... 1279
or save the principal and get yourselves killed. 1280
Whom is this soup for? 1281
This is for the principal. 1282
Okay. 1283
Where is the bar? 1284
The counter is right there. 1285
Thank you. 1286
Go and give it. 1287
Where is...? 1288
Sir, this is your special soup. 1289
Okay. 1290
Sorry sir. 1291
I had gone to the soup... I mean loo. 1292
No problem, have a seat. 1293
Why are you staring? 1294
We aren't staring. 1295
Isn't it Prem? 1296
Yes, we are drinking soup. 1297
You too drink your soup. 1298
I don't want to. 1299
It will get cold, sir. 1300
Shut up! 1301
My head is aching. 1302
My entire body is aching. 1303
Hey chicken loli pop, 1304
are you giving me a massage or scratching my head? 1305
Get lost! 1306
You get lost you moron! 1307
You hit me? just wait. - She might know Kung-Fu. 1308
Even I know kung-fu. Come here. 1309
What are you doing? - What do you mean? 1310
We can't do this. We are not murderers. 1311
Shit! 1312
We have to do something to delete the videos from Hardik's phone. 1313
He keeps his phone in his shorts. 1314
We have to do a lot of things to get hold of his phone. 1315
Friends, I have an idea. 1316
Friends, I have an idea. 1317
I have an idea. 1318
I have an idea. 1319
Good evening, sir. 1320
Good evening, Clara. 1321
These are two latest girls. 1322
Bojour! I am Harris from Paris. 1323
I am Shana from Ghana. 1324
And myself secretary. 1325
I'm Bharve. 1326
No D sir, no D. 1327
Bhar...ve. - Bharve. 1328
These two beautiful and delicate girls 1329
have satisfied men all over the world. 1330
But there was no one who could satisfy them. 1331
Do you understand? 1332
From Ghana to Indiana, we demanded a dollar but got a dime. 1333
Whenever we seeked an Eiffel tower we got only a pin. 1334
Don't worry darling. 1335
Very soon, you will be very happy. 1336
Sir, it's your humbleness. 1337
You are such a famous man... 1338
and yet you are taking time out to please them. 1339
Come girls, start sandwich massage. 1340
Okay. 1341
What is the hurry? 1342
First, let us complete what every man desires. 1343
What? 1344
Kiss each other. 1345
What? 1346
What? - What? 1347
Yea. 1348
Kiss each other. 1349
Barve, what is he saying? 1350
Now that sir has made a wish. You both have to fulfill it. 1351
Kiss. - No. 1352
Kiss. - No. 1353
Don't horny me. 1354
Did you enjoy it? 1355
Yes, a lot! 1356
Come on ladies, give me sandwich massage, come on. 1357
Kinky! 1358
Kinky! I love it! 1359
You fool! 1360
You three! - Yes. 1361
What did you think? 1362
You will blackmail us and we will do nothing! 1363
First, we will delete our videos from your phone. 1364
Then we will use the same phone to call the mental asylum 1365
and send you there. 1366
Take out his phone. - Take out. 1367
Why should I take it out? 1368
I won't put my hand in his underwear. 1369
You take it out. 1370
It was your idea. Now you take out the phone. 1371
I will not put my hand in his underwear. 1372
Put your hand. 1373
In his underwear. 1374
Put your hand. - In his underwear. 1375
Okay! 1376
Did you get the phone? 1377
I am still looking for it. 1378
Is there a cave inside, that you are unable to find a phone? 1379
I got it! 1380
Take it out. 1381
that's not the phone. 1382
What? 1383
My hand is stuck! 1384
Take out my hand. - How? 1385
Stop. - Take out my hand. 1386
Stop. 1387
Don't stop. 1388
Pull out my hand. Hurry up! 1389
Otherwise I won't be able to show my hand to anyone! 1390
Video. - Find. 1391
Delete. - Yes. 1392
Delete. - Yes. 1393
Delete. 1394
Hello, mental hospital. 1395
Thank God, we got rid of Hardik. - Yes. 1396
What happened, Tulsi? Why are you crying? 1397
Even though I want to, I'm unable to spend time with Prem at home. 1398
I am busy taking care of the entire family... 1399
and not able to give time to my husband. 1400
I can understand. 1401
Since Pappu's birth, it seems as though my love is divided. 1402
I am a good mother but probably not a good wife. 1403
It's Meet and my dream to buy our own home. 1404
A home where we can start our own family. 1405
That's why I work day and night! 1406
But a home is not built with bricks but with emotions. 1407
That's why, I'm a successful boss... 1408
but couldn't be a successful wife. 1409
We came her to re-kindle our love. 1410
But... 1411
Don't worry... 1412
we will not waste any more time to make our husbands happy. 1413
Our wives are not wrong but still they think they are. 1414
And we being wrong aren't rectifying our mistakes. 1415
We can rectify our mistakes by changing ourselves. 1416
Today onwards, we will never stray, 1417
and will never take out the wrong meaning of A B C. 1418
Yes. 1419
I just wish for tonight to pass by peacefully. 1420
We will start a new day tomorrow. 1421
Yes. 1422
And if I ever say "idea" again, then you both slap me. 1423
Idiots. 1424
Not idiots. They are big idiots. 1425
I thought that they will definitely come back to steal from my safes. 1426
But that did not happen... 1427
and tonight is the last night of re-union. 1428
This is the last chance to catch them and... 1429
I will never lose this opportunity. 1430
Kalia... 1431
These are pills that can attract men and women towards each other... 1432
and get them to lose their self-control. 1433
Go and put these pills in the soup. 1434
Good boy. 1435
Good luck. 1436
After drinking this soup... 1437
the three culprits will automatically come to Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1438
And this time they will not be able to get away. 1439
This soup is mind blowing. 1440
It tasting different. 1441
Super cool. 1442
Super hot. 1443
Sexy soup. - Yes. 1444
I'll have one more. 1445
I'll have too. 1446
What a soup! 1447
It's yummy! 1448
Isn't it a yummy soup? 1449
Excellent soup! - Yeah. 1450
Wow. 1451
What an amazing soup! 1452
Something is happening to me. 1453
I am also feeling something. 1454
Me too. 1455
I don't know what but there is something wrong. 1456
I suddenly feel like putting a sticker on my head. 1457
Horny, ok, please, please, please. 1458
It feels like there is a rocket in my pocket. 1459
I feel like having great fun! 1460
I got a rocket in my pocket 1461
O baby come and launch it 1462
So we can fly away now 1463
Get in the room and lock it 1464
I got a rocket in my pocket 1465
O baby come and launch it 1466
So we can fly away now 1467
Get in the room and lock it 1468
Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1469
It's time it's time 1470
My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1471
You feel it you feel it. 1472
Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1473
My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1474
The kiss of your cheeks is the favorite of lovers, 1475
So let's do it baby do it baby 1476
Do Grand Masti (Grand Fun) 1477
Grand masti Grand masti 1478
Grand masti Grand masti 1479
Grand masti Grand masti 1480
Grand masti Grand masti 1481
Let's do... 1482
Let's do... 1483
Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1484
They look just awesome Your tantrums suit you so much 1485
You have completely shaken me Your moves are simply awesome. 1486
Your dance steps are worth millions, 1487
They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1488
So let's do it baby do it baby 1489
Do Grand Masti 1490
Grand masti Grand masti 1491
Grand masti Grand masti 1492
Grand masti Grand masti 1493
Grand masti Grand masti 1494
Grand masti 1495
I got a rocket in my pocket 1496
O baby come and launch it 1497
So we can fly away now 1498
Get in the room and lock it 1499
Let's do... 1500
Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1501
I will pick and take you away 1502
And make you sit on the bonnet of my heart 1503
Turning the steering of your charisma, 1504
I will press the horn slowly 1505
May there be no speed breaker, Accelerate full on. 1506
So let's do it now do it now 1507
Do Grand Masti 1508
Grand masti Grand masti 1509
Grand masti Grand masti 1510
Grand masti Grand masti 1511
Grand masti Grand masti 1512
Hey you baby 1513
Get on the floor and do the Grand Masti 1514
Grand masti Grand masti 1515
Grand masti Grand masti 1516
Grand masti Grand masti 1517
Grand masti Grand masti 1518
Grand masti Grand masti 1519
Grand masti Grand masti 1520
Grand Masti 1521
No, no! 1522
Listen to me. 1523
No, no. 1524
What are you doing? Mary, don't do this. 1525
Mary... 1526
Thank you. 1527
Fools. My doubt was right You are only the three people... 1528
who were behind Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1529
No sir, we didn't do it. 1530
In fact, they were behind us. 1531
Shut up! 1532
Now is not the time to embrace them... 1533
But it's time to embrace your death! 1534
Today, I will reveal your truth and everybody will listen. 1535
You think that you are very important. Right? 1536
But you are not important, you are impotent! 1537
Impotent! - Impotent! 1538
Six years ago he met with an accident. 1539
Since then, his gear is always in neutral. 1540
He hide the truth and tricked me into marrying him... 1541
to show off his manhood to the world. 1542
Then to remove his frustration he scared... 1543
everyone in this college and made them impotent like him. 1544
Rose, What are you saying? 1545
The truth. 1546
So that everyone finds out that 1547
you look fine but there is nothing inside. 1548
Rose is right, brother. 1549
You are my brother, but they all think that I am their sister. 1550
Look at me, papa. 1551
I am grown up now. 1552
I don't want a virgin pinacolada. 1553
I want a cocktail. 1554
Cock... - Enough is enough! 1555
Today, not just the three of us, 1556
but every girl in this college will ask for her right. 1557
We want our right. 1558
We want our right. - We want our right. 1559
We want our right. - We want our right. 1560
We want our right. - We want our right. 1561
We want our right. - We want our right. 1562
Let's go. 1563
Hit him. 1564
What are you doing? 1565
Come on. Let's go. 1566
Bull... 1567
Only this bull can save me from Rose's lust. 1568
Bull... 1569
Bull... 1570
Bull... 1571
Prem, where are you? 1572
Prem, your teacher loves you. 1573
Come to me, my student of the year. 1574
What? Student of the year! Ya right. 1575
Prem... 1576
It got locked? 1577
Help, help, help! 1578
Let me go, old woman. 1579
Darling, where are you? 1580
Come let's play the game. 1581
I am getting suffocated. 1582
I will die due to the heat. 1583
Oh god! Help me, oh god! 1584
Somebody help me. 1585
I'll die! 1586
Open it! 1587
Hole. 1588
The bull with the hole. 1589
Come on. 1590
Meet. 1591
Marlow has jacked me! 1592
Hurry up! The party will start. 1593
I am walking. How much faster can I walk? 1594
Dad, look a buffalo is giving birth to a calf. 1595
Yes, come on. 1596
Yes, yes, yes. 1597
Yes, come on, you can do it. 1598
Dad look, the buffalo has given birth to a human baby. 1599
Yes son, even when you were born, the doctor said the same thing. 1600
Congratulations! 1601
A buffalo has given birth to a human baby! 1602
Is that so? 1603
No no. - Am I a buffalo? 1604
Listen to me. 1605
Hey aunty... 1606
Oh no. 1607
Let me go. 1608
Where did this old man come from? 1609
Move forward. 1610
Where do I go? Can't you see the old man in front of me? 1611
Mary, today you will be mine! 1612
How disgusting! 1613
Stop. 1614
I will not let you go. 1615
Robert, I will not let you go. 1616
Robert's coming, run! 1617
Run! 1618
Where did they go? 1619
Shit! Dead end! 1620
What do we do now? 1621
Let's get into this building. 1622
Come on. 1623
Prem, at least close the door, lock it. 1624
Good that you three came up. 1625
The distance to reach God has reduced. 1626
No sir. - Please sir. 1627
Good bye boys. 1628
No sir. - Please sir. 1629
Please help me. 1630
Help! Help! 1631
Shit! 1632
Help. 1633
Help! 1634
You hung me on a tree. 1635
Now see where have I hung you. 1636
Fool... 1637
What are you doing? 1638
Guys, we have to save Principal Robert. 1639
Yes, Prem, Hardik, come, help. 1640
No, why should I save him? 1641
Yes guys, he is right. 1642
If he survives, we three will be dead. 1643
Guys, I know that the principal is not a good man... 1644
and we just found out that he is impotent too. 1645
But still, he is our guru. 1646
Yes. 1647
Hardik, if you save him... 1648
people will not only call you man with a golden touch... 1649
but also man with a golden heart. 1650
Yes. 1651
You are right. 1652
You have opened my eyes. 1653
Come on, let's save Principal Robert. 1654
Yes, come. 1655
Please. 1656
Come. 1657
Come, my children. 1658
I'm dead! 1659
I am saved. 1660
Okay, relax. - I am saved. 1661
Save him. 1662
Okay. 1663
Careful. 1664
Careful, relax. 1665
Careful. - Okay. 1666
Happy journey! 1667
Let me go. 1668
Let me go 1669
Are you here to kill me or save me? Let me go. 1670
I told you not to save him. 1671
Now, we are dead! 1672
Save me. 1673
What did you think? 1674
I will change so easily? 1675
I haven't forgotten that slap. 1676
You had sent me to the mental hospital, right? 1677
You three are crazy. 1678
You three are going to die without even doing anything. 1679
At least you could have had fun with Rose, 1680
Mary and Marlow before dying. 1681
That means, you didn't do anything with Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1682
We have not done anything. 1683
We didn't rob your safes. 1684
Sorry boys, I am really sorry. 1685
So sweet! 1686
All misunderstandings are cleared. 1687
But unfortunately there is only one happy ending to this story. 1688
When you four will die and I will go to Bangkok to celebrate. 1689
Let me go. 1690
Fall! Fall and die! 1691
Fall and die! 1692
Drop him. 1693
Those are Amar, Meet, Prem and brother's voices! 1694
Hello! Who all are hanging there? 1695
You dad is hanging here! 1696
And the whole village is hanging behind him! 1697
Rose! Mary! Marlow! 1698
I am sorry, I am sorry. 1699
Please save us. 1700
How can we save them? 1701
There is no rope or a cable here. How do we save you? 1702
What do we do, sir? 1703
Idea! 1704
Friends, I have an idea! 1705
Unfortunately, I can't slap you in this situation... 1706
but I can still bang into you. 1707
Take this. - Amar what are you doing? 1708
Don't leave my hand! 1709
I have a good idea. 1710
Only one thing can save us from death. Strip! 1711
Strip? 1712
Yes, if Rose, Mary and Marlow take off their clothes... 1713
and make a rope out of it, they can pull us up. 1714
Shut up! 1715
At least before dying you should have given a good idea. 1716
He is right, brother. 1717
We don't have any other idea other than this. 1718
Yes dad, before you lose your grip, we have to strip! 1719
Oh, no! 1720
Oh god! The clothes are not enough. 1721
Robert, the clothes are not enough. 1722
That is why I was telling you not to wear such short dresses. 1723
If you were wearing a saree, you all wouldn't have had to strip! 1724
What do we do now? 1725
Why are you asking us? 1726
Save us! 1727
How? 1728
Do we take off our remaining clothes too? 1729
Yes take them off. - What! 1730
Take them off! - Take them off! 1731
Take them off! - Take them off! 1732
No! 1733
How did all this happen? 1734
Yes, we want to know what happened after the party last night. 1735
Yes. 1736
You have to tell us the truth. 1737
Tell us. - Tell us. 1738
I will tell you. 1739
Because of a misunderstanding between me and Hardik... 1740
we were on the brim of death. 1741
While trying to save us, your husbands also got into trouble. 1742
In fact, you should be proud of them. 1743
They are very nice and good people. 1744
God promise, believe them. 1745
Meet. 1746
How sweet. 1747
Baby. 1748
Excuse me, the visiting hours are over... 1749
all of you, please leave. 1750
Bye honey. - Bye. 1751
Bye darling. - Bye. 1752
Prem - Yes. 1753
What is this? 1754
Nothing, it's just a spring. 1755
It's not a spring boys, it's the thing. 1756
Thing? - Yes. 1757
Congratulations! 1758
Congratulations, Mr. Robert. 1759
Because of all these people hanging on you... 1760
there was a lot of pressure on your body and all your veins opened up. 1761
Now the blood is circulating to all the right places. 1762
Congratulations! 1763
You are no more impotent. Have fun my son. 1764
Soon you will be discharged. 1765
Now even I can have great fun with my wife. 1766
Congratulations sir. 1767
Now onwards, we three will also have great fun only.. 1768
...with our own wives. 1769
You three will have great fun! 1770
What will I do? Hand fun? 1771
Don't worry my child, I will do something for you. 1772
Your brother has given you to me... 1773
Now I too will give you something. 1774
What? 1775
Wedding ring. 1776
Rose... 1777
I got a rocket in my pocket 1778
O baby come and launch it 1779
So we can fly away now 1780
Get in the room and lock it 1781
I got a rocket in my pocket 1782
O baby come and launch it 1783
So we can fly away now 1784
Get in the room and lock it 1785
Now, I am the only one who is single. 1786
So, if you want to have some fun and play the game with me... 1787
Call me on 929173314. 1788
Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1789
Grand masti Grand masti 1790
Grand masti Grand masti 1791
Grand masti Grand masti 1792
Grand masti Grand masti 1793
Your intoxicating like a Margarita 1794
Drinking you gives a different kind of high 1795
Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 1796
In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 1797
Come on, let's lock this deal 1798
Come on, let's lock this deal 1799
Come on, let's lock this deal 1800
Come on, let's lock this deal 1801
Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1802
My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1803
You feel it you feel it. 1804
You're in the mood I'm in the mood 1805
There's fire in your attitude baby 1806
You're in the mood I'm in the mood 1807
There's fire in your attitude dude 1808
Your dance steps are worth millions, 1809
They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1810
So let's do it baby do it baby 1811
Do Grand Masti 1812
Grand masti Grand masti 1813
Grand masti Grand masti 1814
O cruel one! 1815
Either give me your heart or kill me 1816
They look just awesome 1817
Your tantrums suit you so much 1818
You have completely shaken me 1819
Your moves are simply awesome. 1820
Your dance steps are worth millions, 1821
They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1822
So let's do it baby do it baby 1823
Do Grand Masti 1824
Don't tease me like this first please me 1825
by doing something unique, my love 1826
Grand masti Grand masti 1827
Grand masti Grand masti 1828
Hey you baby 1829
Get on the floor and do the Grand Masti